Your anniversary passed
But we can explain
Life in the boonies
Has made us insane
The cat ate the card
No we can’t use that
You know darned well
We don’t have a cat
How about this
Our phone was out of order
Or would you believe
We were South of the border?
Wait, we ate a tomato
And turned chartreuse
Forget it, dear friends
There’s just no excuse
So we’re coming clean
Here’s our explanation
In Smithtown we’re mired
In disorganization
The calendar never is
In the same place
Occasions are missed
It’s a total disgrace
Hope you’ll forgive us
For being remiss
Here’s wishing you years
Of wedded bliss
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