The planet’s in financial meltdown
A pandemic’s galloping on
Woolworth closed its doors
And now the King of Pop is gone
The crooked politicians
What a bunch of greedy hounds
Busy buying duck homes
With our hard-earned pounds
These are strange times but nothing
Will rain on our parade
Luckily we’re cockeyed optimists
So we’ve got it made
We’re in this ’til forever
We love each other loads
So Daniel and I are getting hitched
In case the world implodes
Not since John and Yoko
Has there been a more formidable pair
We’ve got the spark; we’ll make our mark
With laughter, style and flair
My hubby’s a top notch film-maker
Generous, kind and wise
With a classy Bristolian accent
And sparkling brown eyes
Now Mr. & Mrs. Jones we’ll be
A madcap husband and wife
Always there for one another
Making the most of life
Darlings we’re so greatful
You’ve stuck with us all the way
Be assured this isn’t just another
Crazy escapade
A heartfelt thanks to our fabulous folks
Of whom we’re incredibly proud
Let’s raise a glass in celebration
You’re an awesome crowd
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