At the body boutique

My baby likes his lady lean and sleek

So I’m  pumpin’  iron

Goin’  for the burn

Got a killer body in return

With the lights on

With the lights on

Now I do it with the lights on

Like a video queen, lookin’  sweet sixteen

Makin’  love… makin’  love

With the lights on

Nothin’ beats paradin’ in the buff

Showin’  it all,  struttin’ my stuff

Now my muscles are firm

My desire’s high

I know the way to please my guy

With the lights on

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Horace Linsley

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So I want to say

I hope you have fun

On you special day

In a couple of weeks

We’ll spend it together

But I guess we won’t have

The same kind of weather

Maybe we’ll play Barbies

And change all their clothes

We’ll dress them up pretty

From their hair to their toes

We could play Play Doh

As long as it’s new

Which it usually is

Thanks to you

I miss you nanny

‘Cause you’re so much fun

Of  all the grandmas there  are

You’re the  BEST  ONE

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Congratulations

On your special day

You don’t look three score and ten

No way

Seeing you again

Was a special treat

We need many more

Happy reasons to meet

Enjoying fine ice cream

We formed a bond

We’ll treasure the memory

Of  St. Armand

Keep up with your beading

May it bring you success

Here’s to your health

And happiness

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Congratulations on your special day

You don’t look three score and ten, no way

Seeing you again was a special treat

We need many more happy reasons to meet

Enjoying fine ice cream we formed a bond

We’ll treasure the memory of St. Armand

Keep up with your beading, may it bring you success!

Here’s to your health and happiness

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to I was sprawled out on the carpet, the bridal party anxiously

hovering over me.  I was beyond embarrassed.

Yes,  I was suffering a case of the jitters when I stood up to give

my well rehearsed toast.  In fact I’d been nervous about this day ever

my life?

I knew most of the guests.  In fact the five girls who were

prince charming and make his life a sorry mess.

The point is, I should have been pretty relaxed about giving a

wedding toast in front of people who cared about me  They

always rooted for me and would never have been judgmental.

pretty tall order.

can’t believe I keeled over.

moment in my life, I’ve had a lightbulb moment.  I had been

kidding myself all along.  I knew my wedding toast wasn’t that

either.

Writing a great wedding toast takes talent.  Certainly more

than what I had.  Deep down I knew my speech wasn’t going to be

hire  www.rhymeshop.com to make me shine.

I want to be the belle of the ball.  The words that come out of my

mouth will be pearls; so extraordinary and perfect for the occasion

that I will never feel nervous about making a toast again.

Thank you so much for the book

I’m very proud and honored

To see you used my hook

It’s been a while since last we spoke

So here is all the news

You haven’t seen me lately

Due to the recession blues

Discretionary income

Has dwindled quite a bit

But I keep writing all the time

Still hoping for a hit

So far there are no nibbles

Don’t know where to put the blame

My search for good collaborators

Seems to be in vain

And then without a warning

All my hair was falling out

Embarrassing and frightening

And wierd without a doubt

The medical profession

Was no help at all

But I stumbled on a cure myself

And I can smile again

I’ved missed your special classes

And your wonderful critiques

As things calm down I’m hoping

To be back one of these weeks

I tell the world about you

And your great ability

Your knowledge and insightfulness

Brought out the best in me

Good luck with the fantastic book

I love my bit of fame

Imagine what a thrill it was

To recognize my name

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Way back when I was three

A baby girl was being born

Who’d mean the world to me

We didn’t meet ’til we were grown

And commuting to the city

I’d never seen such sparkly eyes

She was so petite and pretty

We fell in love and tied the knot

How lucky could I get?

She was smart and sweet and caring

All of ninety-nine pounds soaking wet

And so two kids from Yonkers

Worked and saved to buy a house

In Pelham we started a family

Me and my tiny spouse

Tanya gained eleven pounds

With our children, Mary and Ken

And once they were born she went right back

To ninety-nine pounds again

But years commuting back and forth

Became a real drag

After one too many snowstorms

We Jonses packed a bag

Off we moved to California

To frolic in the sun

We made the right decision

And life was much more fun

Every day was easier

No hats or coats or boots

We walked around in shorts and tee shirts

And I gave away my suits

Tanya’s talents really blossomed

In the balmy air

She made our home a castle

With her decorating flair

She kept us all well nourished

Because she’s an awesome cook

She could easily have a cooking show

Or publish a recipe book

Tanya’s quite the “handyman”

There’s nothing she can’t fix

She even made the surround sound work

With her little bag of tricks

Our house is always perfect

Tanya keeps the place pristine

The Queen could drop in unannounced

Thanks to Mrs. Clean

There is no better wife or mom

Or daughter, anywhere

And the way she loves our grandkids

Is just beyond compare

Ben and Angelina

Are the greatest kids on earth

They’re grandma Tanya’s pride and joy

She bonded with them at birth

Here’s to good health and happiness

And cruises on the sea

To our ninety-nine pound tiger

The heart of our family

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A heartfelt thanks to our fabulous folks
Of whom we’re incredibly proud
Let’s raise a glass in celebration
You’re an awesome crowd

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I barely could cope

But with you as my doctor

I slowly gained hope

You have all the knowledge

This illness demands

I’m lucky to be

In your capable hands

You expertly chose

What to give me and when

But I never would want

To go through it again

What a nightmare it’s been

For a woman alone

And each time I’ve called you

You answered the phone

Not once have you rushed me

You wait patiently

You couldn’t treat me better

If I was royalty

You have such compassion

More than your share

There’s not an M.D.

Like you anywhere

I’m not a spring chicken

I’ve know doctors galore

But there’s not another

Who gives his patients more

What brilliance it takes

To get where you’ve gotten

Yet you have such humility

You aren’t spoiled rotten

Thank you sounds trite

But what more can I say

You’re my hero and I wish you

The best, come what may

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