Tribute To My Lover
August 5th, 2009Happy Birthday Nanny
August 4th, 2009I know it’s your birthday
So I want to say
I hope you have fun
On you special day
In a couple of weeks
We’ll spend it together
But I guess we won’t have
The same kind of weather
Maybe we’ll play Barbies
And change all their clothes
We’ll dress them up pretty
From their hair to their toes
We could play Play Doh
As long as it’s new
Which it usually is
Thanks to you
I miss you nanny
‘Cause you’re so much fun
Of all the grandmas there are
You’re the BEST ONE
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Birthday Toast
August 2nd, 2009Dear Diane
Congratulations
On your special day
You don’t look three score and ten
No way
Seeing you again
Was a special treat
We need many more
Happy reasons to meet
Enjoying fine ice cream
We formed a bond
We’ll treasure the memory
Of St. Armand
Keep up with your beading
May it bring you success
Here’s to your health
And happiness
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Birthday Toast
August 2nd, 2009Dear Diane
Congratulations on your special day
You don’t look three score and ten, no way
Seeing you again was a special treat
We need many more happy reasons to meet
Enjoying fine ice cream we formed a bond
We’ll treasure the memory of St. Armand
Keep up with your beading, may it bring you success!
Here’s to your health and happiness
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Wedding Toast
July 31st, 2009I actually fainted while giving a wedding toast. When I came
to I was sprawled out on the carpet, the bridal party anxiously
hovering over me. I was beyond embarrassed.
Yes, I was suffering a case of the jitters when I stood up to give
my well rehearsed toast. In fact I’d been nervous about this day ever
since I’d agreed to be the maid of honor for my best friend. After
all, getting up and saying a few words was part of the gig. But
pass out? That was a bit extreme,to say the least.
It turns out that one of the greatest fears we humans have is
public speaking. But why did I have to be so darned nervous
about giving a wedding toast for someone I’ve been close to all
my life?
I knew most of the guests. In fact the five girls who were
the bridesmaids and I all grew up together.
I knew my girlfriend’s parents. I knew her brothers. Even her
aunts and uncles were like aunts and uncles to me, too. The
whole family treated me like one of their own. They joked about
how I would catch the bouquet and be the next one in our crowd
to get married. They loved to tease about how I would meet my
prince charming and make his life a sorry mess.
The point is, I should have been pretty relaxed about giving a
wedding toast in front of people who cared about me They
always rooted for me and would never have been judgmental.
But, if the truty be told, I was a wreck about it from the moment I
was asked to speak. During the weeks that led up to the big event
I wrote and re-wrote what I wanted to say. Yet I was never quite
satisfied. I’m not that bad a writer, but being clever, witty and
sentimental all rolled into one turns out not to be so easy. I
wanted my wedding toast to bring down the house. I yearned to
give my girlfriend the send-off she so deserved. Turns out that’s a
pretty tall order.
I rehearsed my little speech over and over in my mind until I knew
it backwards and forwards. But when my big moment came, I still
can’t believe I keeled over.
After trying a thousand times to analize the most embarrassing
moment in my life, I’ve had a lightbulb moment. I had been
kidding myself all along. I knew my wedding toast wasn’t that
entertaining. The words I wrote hadn’t really captured what my
best friend meant to me. When I tried writing about her many
attributes and my good wishes for her and her new husband it just
didn’t come across. I managed to take all the life out of it . It was
dull and boring as could be. And I’m not being hard on myself,
either.
Writing a great wedding toast takes talent. Certainly more
than what I had. Deep down I knew my speech wasn’t going to be
a winner and that’s why I fainted.
Had I had my head on straight I would have searched the internet
for a ghostwriter. I had no idea you could hire hire someone do it
for you. In fact I didn’t even know if such a service existed. But
now that I’ve done some research I can assure you that they do.
Believe me, next time I’m asked to make a wedding toast I will
hire www.rhymeshop.com to make me shine.
I want to be the belle of the ball. The words that come out of my
mouth will be pearls; so extraordinary and perfect for the occasion
that I will never feel nervous about making a toast again.
Tribute To Teacher
July 29th, 2009Congratulations, teacher
Thank you so much for the book
I’m very proud and honored
To see you used my hook
It’s been a while since last we spoke
So here is all the news
You haven’t seen me lately
Due to the recession blues
Discretionary income
Has dwindled quite a bit
But I keep writing all the time
Still hoping for a hit
So far there are no nibbles
Don’t know where to put the blame
My search for good collaborators
Seems to be in vain
And then without a warning
All my hair was falling out
Embarrassing and frightening
And wierd without a doubt
The medical profession
Was no help at all
But I stumbled on a cure myself
And I can smile again
I’ved missed your special classes
And your wonderful critiques
As things calm down I’m hoping
To be back one of these weeks
I tell the world about you
And your great ability
Your knowledge and insightfulness
Brought out the best in me
Good luck with the fantastic book
I love my bit of fame
Imagine what a thrill it was
To recognize my name
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July 28th, 2009
Sixty years ago today
Way back when I was three
A baby girl was being born
Who’d mean the world to me
We didn’t meet ’til we were grown
And commuting to the city
I’d never seen such sparkly eyes
She was so petite and pretty
We fell in love and tied the knot
How lucky could I get?
She was smart and sweet and caring
All of ninety-nine pounds soaking wet
And so two kids from Yonkers
Worked and saved to buy a house
In Pelham we started a family
Me and my tiny spouse
Tanya gained eleven pounds
With our children, Mary and Ken
And once they were born she went right back
To ninety-nine pounds again
But years commuting back and forth
Became a real drag
After one too many snowstorms
We Jonses packed a bag
Off we moved to California
To frolic in the sun
We made the right decision
And life was much more fun
Every day was easier
No hats or coats or boots
We walked around in shorts and tee shirts
And I gave away my suits
Tanya’s talents really blossomed
In the balmy air
She made our home a castle
With her decorating flair
She kept us all well nourished
Because she’s an awesome cook
She could easily have a cooking show
Or publish a recipe book
Tanya’s quite the “handyman”
There’s nothing she can’t fix
She even made the surround sound work
With her little bag of tricks
Our house is always perfect
Tanya keeps the place pristine
The Queen could drop in unannounced
Thanks to Mrs. Clean
There is no better wife or mom
Or daughter, anywhere
And the way she loves our grandkids
Is just beyond compare
Ben and Angelina
Are the greatest kids on earth
They’re grandma Tanya’s pride and joy
She bonded with them at birth
Here’s to good health and happiness
And cruises on the sea
To our ninety-nine pound tiger
The heart of our family
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Wedding Toast
July 27th, 2009The planet’s in financial meltdown
A pandemic’s galloping on
Woolworth closed its doors
And now the King of Pop is gone
The crooked politicians
What a bunch of greedy hounds
Busy buying duck homes
With our hard-earned pounds
These are strange times but nothing
Will rain on our parade
Luckily we’re cockeyed optimists
So we’ve got it made
We’re in this ’til forever
We love each other loads
So Daniel and I are getting hitched
In case the world implodes
Not since John and Yoko
Has there been a more formidable pair
We’ve got the spark; we’ll make our mark
With laughter, style and flair
My hubby’s a top notch film-maker
Generous, kind and wise
With a classy Bristolian accent
And sparkling brown eyes
Now Mr. & Mrs. Jones we’ll be
A madcap husband and wife
Always there for one another
Making the most of life
Darlings we’re so greatful
You’ve stuck with us all the way
Be assured this isn’t just another
Crazy escapade
A heartfelt thanks to our fabulous folks
Of whom we’re incredibly proud
Let’s raise a glass in celebration
You’re an awesome crowd
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Thank You Tribute To My Doctor
July 26th, 2009When I got my diagnosis
I barely could cope
But with you as my doctor
I slowly gained hope
You have all the knowledge
This illness demands
I’m lucky to be
In your capable hands
You expertly chose
What to give me and when
But I never would want
To go through it again
What a nightmare it’s been
For a woman alone
And each time I’ve called you
You answered the phone
Not once have you rushed me
You wait patiently
You couldn’t treat me better
If I was royalty
You have such compassion
More than your share
There’s not an M.D.
Like you anywhere
I’m not a spring chicken
I’ve know doctors galore
But there’s not another
Who gives his patients more
What brilliance it takes
To get where you’ve gotten
Yet you have such humility
You aren’t spoiled rotten
Thank you sounds trite
But what more can I say
You’re my hero and I wish you
The best, come what may
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Happy Birthday Toast To Millie
July 24th, 2009Dear Millie,
We’re gathered here to honor Millie
On her special day
She means the world to each of us
And there’s a bit we’d like to say
She’s our very favorite Aunt
We bonded from the start
The warmest, most fun-loving friend
With a great big generous heart
There’s nobody quite like her
She’s a sport beyond compare
She loves to be where the action is
And she’ll travel anywhere
A gathering at Millie’s house
Is a very special treat
She’s the hostess with the mostest
Serving yummy things to eat
Her place is always spotless
You could eat right off the floor
She makes you feel like royalty
From the moment you walk through the door
We’ve never heard her fret
About the hand that she was dealt
She just picked up the pieces
And went out to earn the gelt
Her girls are her priority
Always number one
Jan and Betty both reflect
The awesome job she’s done
Along the way with her good looks
She’s turned a lot of heads
But Millie liked her freedom
And decided not to wed
Although just like the rest of us
She came from Adam’s rib
There’s just no doubt about it
Millie started women’s lib
Still she ached to be a grandma
And it happened kind of late
But there’s no other kid like Ian
He was worth the wait
Now Millie is our matriarch
Though she doesn’t look her age
Always groomed impeccably
Like she stepped off a fashion page
What a mentor she has been
So strong and self-reliant
No wonder Millie is the woman
Whom we most admire
We wish you all the very best
May your cares be left behind
Let’s gather here again next year
With health and peace of mind
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